>>699
Taking nude pics isn't the issue. I've done that before. The issue is somehow convincing her to allow them to be seen by other people. She's generally pretty shy about her body so it will take some time and just the right words.

The real problem I'm having in my mind is thinking of the right words to bring up showing her nude pics to guys. I have to be convincing but not too forceful. Plus it could easily go like this...
"I think it would be sexy to show off pictures of you to guys on the net."
"What the fuck? That's gross. Why do you want perverts jerking off to me?"

More advice on how to word asking her would be appreciated. FYI, She's coming over here tonight, I will be able to take pictures but what I can do with them is unclear.

>>725
It takes a very cold person to pass judgment like that on someone's fantasy. If you tell her that it's your biggest fantasy to show her off because she's so sexy, she should be flattered.

Tell her that the only issue is that you really want to show her off, but you're not sure what would be the best way. Then convince her to let you make a flickr account or something in a fake name. Whatever you want.

As far as exact wording goes, I'd say:
"I can't help but fantasize about other people seeing you the way I see you. You're so sexy! I would never want to actually share you or anything! But the idea of showing you off, like posting your picture somewhere where other guys will see it, makes me so horny! Because I know that if other guys saw you like I see you (naked) they'd be turned on by you just like I am.... but I have you, they don't. That makes me feel good. Wouldn't you feel good knowing that you turn other guys on? In fact, I think my ultimate fantasy is that you would...

>>725
Post the pics bro!!!!

Avoid the word "camwhore"

u said she often says shes glad u have her just to urself? thats kinda a reverse phsycho thing i think...generally when women say that kinda stuff(excluding the obvious for all the retards with insane ideas) they find the opposite exciting and erotic, its not that she doesnt want to...she probably does...its just finding the right way to go about bringing out that "wild side" of her...in the end im sure it would benefit your relationship to find that right way...but consider that it may not result in camshowing...it could be 3somes, couples, who knows...u have to draw it out of her by sublimly(sp) asking her ideas....my contact is toysoldier_86 for yahoo messenger...i cant promise i will do any good but just giving my opinion may help you. and dont worry, i wont cornhole u for nude pics of her. not my style

>>770

Wrong, he did the 11 year old and then the next night he did the 8 year old twice, and in the morning did the 8 year old anally.

you@13 somewhat normal but not very good
you@14 thats normal for sure i think
you@15 that was real wrong what you did with "M", im sorry for all of you =/ this is the main thing you need help for considering you look fondly on it rather than feel bad.

you@18 is kinda borderline.... but you kind of were doing things with a girl who has a brain that functions shitty because of her age so still bad.
you@19 bad again and she was gone through some possible trama from the past. =/
you@21 at least your trying

I would admit being attracted to that age range is somewhat normal although strange considering 16 and over is a lot more normal but it shows your not thinking about the mentality of the girls that age and pretty much just want to take advantage of thier naveness because your so insecure or something.

Please just go to a psychologist, they have a confidentiality thing anyways. "S" might need to go too one too. =/

>>826
my bad i got m and s mixed up... i just meant the younger one mostly but also the older one isnt good either

>>826
psychologists have a legal obligation to report abuse, physical or sexual. in other words, if they hear it from their client then they MUST tell the police

>>167
>>832
dont scare him off from getting help though, you didnt have to prove a point :(

origonal tread was epic this thread fails before starting gb2archive failfag

how many rooms are in your house?

>>801

You walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to fuck?

You're a virgin right? C'mon, be honest, we can help, but not if you're just full of shit.

>>821
Feynmann did this.

Women would come up to him and ask him if he would buy her a drink. He'd respond by saying, "That depends, will you sleep with me if I do?" Said 9 out of 10 times they would be offended, but you can go through 10 instances in a night :)

LOL no thats not what i meant...and no im not a virgin. all i mean is its different to hit on a girl then it is to hit on your cousin, thats all. and i dont want things to be weird if im turned down. i need to know somehow if they'd be into it with out comin right out and asking as the one other guy pointed out. sorry...i was just tryin to get my point across. and i would really like the help. im not tryin to be a moron.

PS: you guys know 100% what im tryin to say and what i mean. so if your gonna pick out a sentence and completley critique me and bash me on it as if thats the point of this thread, then dont even bother posting. the reason i put this up is because id like to hear helpful suggestions. stop being so mean...its not helping anything.

There's a couple postings in this sections about dudes wanting to bang their sister and they seemed to get good advice. I say follow that same logic with this situation, considering it's still part of the family and all.

>>767

Your friend is an example of why it's good for a guy or girl to get all that craziness out of them while still in high school. Toke up, get drunk have fun.

If you end up fucking over a semester, oh well, it's still better than doing the same thing in college where you'll really be fucked.

Myself, I was burned out at 18, so when I went to the local community college a few years later, the partying really didn't appeal to me in the least bit. I never even once visited the bar we had on campus. Anyone in London is probably aware of The Outback Shack at Funshawe.

>>503

ITS WORTH IT!!!

OP been there done that, exactly that.

Long story short, I busted my ass, now I have a secure job in a cool office with a nice little apartment for me that it cleaned by a maid. I get the "chill" factor of your friend while still making bank at a job I am good at.

I know it is hard and it is very stressful, but you will look back and thank yourself. The downgrade you want is not the life you can lead now. It's not an option. The "downgrade" is the payoff after you finish school.

So yes, keep studying, deal with the stress, you will be happy you did. I out preform all my colleagues at work and I am stress free, happy, and living a chill life. Think of this period as payoff.

When I was in at uni I honestly got gray hairs and had my first panic attack because of stress, but that is all miles away now. I have a GREAT life. Keep it up and the payoff will be worth it.

Learn how to appreciate a woman as an equal person, not just someone to cook and fuck for you. Your life will change then, very much for the better. Don't be so selfish.

>>809
rofl, what a pussy

>>809
bullshit.

women want assholes that treat them like shit and someone that cheats. seen it many times.

>>763
cool story bro

>>763

don't exaggerate, nicotine is barely addictive at all. coffee is more addictive. quitting nicotine is pretty damn easy, but good luck not going to the corner store in a day or two and buying your tobacco. it's a powerful habit but it has almost nothing to do with the chemicals involved. it gets to the point where it's instinctive, and you'll be sitting around watching tv or some shit and wonder why you aren't smoking. then the next time you buy your gas you'll grab a pack of smokes and you start over.

(i consume a tin of dip daily, and i quit about twice a month)

>>763

OP here

Dude, I get what you are saying. I guess I owe a backstory here, but I even when was a little kid, like 7-10, I would kind of wish I had an addiction just to prove the willpower to kick it. I know this sounds dumb now, but imagine the mind of a kid, I would get poison ivy and be feeling the INTENSE NEED to scratch it all day long until it bleed but I refused out of strong willpower. I think that same willpower can apply to tobacco. That said, I DO NOT want a tobacco addiction. I dont want any addiction now, Im just saying...

I read smoking forums and honestly most guys who smoke a pipe or cigar do so only once or twice a month, once a week at most. That's all I am hoping for. There are those special nights when I bust my ass at work all day with no sleep and want that simple pleasure when I get home. Thats all I want.

/facepalm

we give up, either smoke or don't, but please leave us alone

>>810
sounds like someone's trying hard

OP, your biggest problem isn't going to be chemical addiction but rather habit. that's all your problem will be, acting like a woman and bickering inside your head over irrationalities.

Get a 3sum going on, you know you wanna.

Enjoy your fucked up relationship.

I'm actually more curious about where you work/live...but anyway.

It sounds like we can rule out you travelling to her yes? I can't see an angle there unless you go, fuck her, and come back. She'd pretty much have to be lying there naked when you arrive, you run in, splooge inside of her, and head home.

What are the chances of getting her to travel to you? Can she transfer to the area you work?

Well... you obviously don't love each other if it's that easy for ya to go fuck some other girl out of lust.
But if you lusted for this girl since you were 14 you might as well just tell your current gf you're gonna fuck some other girl, and move on like you said.

I mean, if you're 21 it's unlikely you're gonna get married anyway. Besides women always find out(especially if she's smart like you say) and she'll probably leave you.

No problem here OP.
Just go fuck the other girl, youre already in a high school relationship that no one takes seriously and wont work out in the long run.

eat her out a few times, that will cure you of being gay.

eating out a girl, feels good man.

get drunk and let us know how it goes

LMAO hahahahahhhahaha i can't stop laughing . i had a pretty bad day. this thing really cheers me up thanks!

tl;dr

hahahahaha epic win

OP is a boring fucking faggot.

reminds me of this

>>733
thanks for supporting taxes and regulations that "help the environment," dumbfuck. humans, sure, let's kill 'em all. otherwise, you can fuck off with your global warming carbon credits cap and trade shit.

>>735
Where the FUCK did you get that I support that carbon credit bullshit? Absolutely not. I am all in favor of mass extermination to solve the world's problems (and my own, frankly, since most of you have been a real pain in the ass), and by ALL means please feel free to start with politicians, especially cap n trade ones. Or american ones in general.

>>734
You shut up, Jean-Luc. You're living in a fantasy world. Humans, not only thriving that far out in time but even pretty much running the galaxy (I love how they and Starfleet in general always seem to have the upper hand just about everywhere they go, instead of humans groveling at the feet of every second race they come across, like the low-life vermin they are). Get a dose of reality, you moron. And take off that stupid shirt.

...what the confused old white dude said

>>750
yeah but CL never works unless you are looking for guys.

do you have an elementary school in your town?

>>751

It doesn't work because most guys don't know how to use it.

Dont email girls postings. they get 100s. Post your own MfF and post something MORE than just a dick pic. Post abs, best is to post a normal clothed pic.

Always assure them in the post that you are STD free, SANE, respect privacy, and NSA.

your spouse might be cool with it, then you can be each other's wingman. You never know. Just ask. Whats the wort that could happen? he/she'll be glad you were honest, and won't suspect you fucking around secretly.

>>758
are you retarded? If you actually think that if you ask your wife and she says no that she WON'T suspect that you are being unfaithful? That has to be most ridiculous thing I have ever seen on the internet. I don't think you've ever had a girlfriend in your life.

lurk /b/

>>743

I thank god for guys like the one who wrote that post you linked to.

Having butthurt pussies like him in this world means that even though my game isn't great, I can still do okay with the ladies.

>>743
OP here
thanks for that link
I believe I may be deleting my PoF for the 2nd and final time now.
Maybe I'll start lurking around Chapters stores and hit on random women.
I'm not sure how to find IRL networking sites....

Dude, its all about combining the RL and OL. Use something free like meetup or OKcupid or fetlife and post a good profile. On those sites you can find events, RSVP for them. Then, actually GO to events with open-minded girls (not church knitting socials but like kink meetups and pagan groups, etc). Go straight for the hot ones and be confident, so its obvious you are not just an online lurker loser.

I'll tell you something about the online dating thing.

First, you have to sell yourself. Spend some time writing a good profile, and work on exceptional pictures.

Second, don't waste all your time emailing these women back and forth. Screw the whole what do you like, here's what I like. It's a WASTE of your time and will make her loose interest.

Be direct, and come out and say what you really want, a date. Something like

"Hey, I liked what I saw, and more importantly what I read. I'd definitely like to take you on a date and get to know you better, can I give you a call sometime?" Catch my drift? Short and to the point.

I wasted so much time dicking around and decided to screw talking to the women and just ask them out. I've been on countless dates after I changed things up, and stopped wasting my time sending 15 emails interrogating a girl to realize I was interested and she wasn't either.

There's not as much competition as you may think, most of the guys are there are total douches.

One other thing to mention, once you get her #, ignore her. Call her to initially talk and make her comfortable, then talk about going out, and what you're going to do on your date, then that's it. DON'T text her, DON'T send her emails, and DON'T keep calling her unless its about planning your date.

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Thanks for the advice and thanks for telling me about those sites, it's something I was looking to find.

You monster...

I've done this and I dont reccomend it. You're tongue gets too much of a single flavor first off, either the bland tasteless wafer, or the sugar coating depending on the split.

It's best to be eaten as is, you weirdo.

Who hasnt tried splitting the nutty bar open? gosh? gbt1995

just start hanging out with a crowd that's not so vanilla, moralistic and judgmental. Try fetlife, and look for some local RL groups that meet up. Its not a hookup thing, but you can at least find like-mindeds.

Not worth the risk dude.

I foun d out 3rd party a friend of mine was into bondage, making women sub, but didnt talk to him about it because he seemed the type to tell.

I know what you mean though, just wish I had a friend to chat about stuff with.

Me, too, OP. Me, too. There's a reason why that stuff is called taboo, because the average person doesn't want to talk about it. Its a cultural thing, really. Societal values and whatnot. Everybody wants to tow the same line and avoid being called a weirdo, while at the same time feel superior about their "normal" tastes. I think its called moral superiority, which is kind of a joke, really.

I can't have a conversation about "yo bro that girl's tits was damn fine!" But...eh, I dunno. The percentage of people out there that are meant for you is strikingly low. The number with which you can actually have this conversation is even slimmer. Look at it that way: the odds are stacked against you, so its better to be cynical on this and not get burned rather than believe even your best friend of 10yrs will accept it.

>>713
That's what I did as well. A few years ago a guy on the TNR subforum for males posted some pics of him clothed and a few where you could tell he was naked. I also used a few other ones of a similar looking guy and another one of those two guys that posted here a year ago. There's also a few blowjob pics of him and a guy friend, and a video as well!

But, shit is hitting the fan. One of the girls has caught on so I'm not sure what I'll do. Maybe just try and have the non-existant guy fade out of existance.

I need advice on how to do that because I don't want to hurt anyone involved. Some of the girls are pretty cool actually, and the moral faggotry is starting to kick in.

>>716
that sucks.
Why don't you just lie and say that because "you're" gay (ie ur non existent person) you share your profile with your "boy friend" and he posted his pics on it, or w/e.
I know that some couples share theirs and I even have a buddy of mine who shares his msn with his bud and they write stupid msgs in each other's display names for shits an giggles

>>716
Also how did she find out? Did she just notice the pics were different and she accused you of being fake?
I just don't want to repeat the mistake.

>>719
It was MSN that did me in. I made the very grave mistake of coming on just as she was talking about the fake guy to myself, the real me.

I went so far as to even talk like a retard like most teenagers do these days. Like not knowing the difference between 'You're' and 'Your' or 'know' and 'no', as well as other small things.

That and the whole part where it shows on MSN when the other person is typing a message. I guess things just added up. It was bound to come out sooner or later though, I couldn't keep up the charade forever. :(

I'm not sure if I should just come forward with it and be honest or not. Saying that the other 'me' is gay won't work, so that's out for sure.

I've really fucked up this time it looks like. :(

>>724
Well, I came forward with the truth. I think it's safe to say she hates my guts and will probably never speak to me again. :(

I fucked up royally. :(

She did send me a few hot pics before, but I will never send them out(lol moral faggotry) and have deleted them.

i would have said combo breaker but... is this even something to combo break?

i've seen a few get killed. we'd feed them bread and shit on the beach until enough swarmed that they started trying to take it out of your hand. once they start doing that, it's pretty easy to whack one with a baseball bat.

>>140
funny story but unbelievable. i wonder if they like silica jell

Totally agree that culling efforts are best spent on humans. They are the poison of this otherwise fair planet.

When I was about 13 I hit one in the head with a rock, but then I felt bad for it and pet it.
After it shambled about crookidly and fell into in the water, we were nearby a canal where it flew above it slugishly

there was a vid on youtube of a guy catching a seagull in his hands. i'm sure you could kill it after that