>>11
Thanks! Made my day.

I definitely don't - never having kids.

I definitely don't - have two with a third on the way.

who cares?

>>105
Let me put this simple. Canada is in america, the u.s.a is in america, mexico is in america, hell even argentina is in america. So therefore, geographically speaking, egypt is in africa.

Kid has 80 rounds of ammo taped to that gun, what a fucking moron, put two of them in your pockets. Like you're going to live long enough to shoot all that shit anyhow.

meh

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truth

Papa?

zeig heil !

>>81
I know. Assuming you can tell their American by that picture. LOL

>>:}

No wonder people are dying from hunger,,,its because people like them eat all of the food

This fat slut is my bosses wife. When I was drunk, as a joke, I was able to convince her to give me a blowjob. What I didn't expect is that it would be INCREDIBLE. I became addicted to her mouth on my cock. She told me she wouldnt suck me off anymore if I didnt start fucking her. The first few times I fucked her til she came and then she sucked her juices off of me, which was really nice. One time, I came inside her and I was pissed off cause I thought I ruined my chance. But she suprised me cause she took the time after to get me hard with her mouth and then swallowed my seed. Now I actually enjoy fucking her pussy, but only cause I know I'm gonna get to cum in her mouth.

>>96
Boss left for a business trip. 15 minutes after he leaves, "Bertha" calls me to come over. I get there and the fat slut answers the door completely naked and brings me to the kitchen. We fuck on the floor (first time we've fucked anywhere other than their bed). She had an orgasm and after a few minutes started sucking me off. Man, I cannot stress enough how good she is at sucking cock. Her mouth is so warm and wet and I can't feel her teeth unless she wants me too. I tried to hold off cumming but I only lasted a couple of minutes before exploding in her mouth. I expected her to swallow cause thats what she always does, but instead she went to the fridge, took out the cream and spit my load into it! She told me she wanted to taste me everyday in her morning coffee. She really should switch to skim milk instead of cream, but oh well.

Some of you guys make me ashame. So quick to bolster you can hit her to shut her the fuck off. From my personnal experience, none of you guys would stan up to me. I'm 6'3 270pds.

>>90
fatass

>>91
twiggy

>>90

Umm, dude, that's whale-sized. I'm 6'3" and 220lbs and I have too much weight on.

Of course now you'll tell us that you're solid muscle and can life a car with your erection, yes?

>>97
Of course i won't brag its all muscle. In fact i train bu i don't observe a strict diet. So it's kind of a mix of fat and muscle. Where i live, i'm a pro wrestler for some small indy fed. So i'm kind of in shape but i could be better.

i'm at 75 megahertz overclocked now and only a mild heat increase

put it up to 180 and managed to get an extra 120MHz! i've just put it to 185 now, and im ready to run a benchmark!

Please click link for response:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_nobody_cares_about

So hey, this isn't /b/, and I think I'm gonna pass on this amazing opportunity and go clean my bong instead.

Giga lulz. I want that shit so that I can bugger the damn neighbors when they do their weekly burning of used car tyres in their backyard.

>>63
And you people call Americans white trash.

Zaiger ADMITS he's a FAGGOT

Apparently this is what ED's biggest faggot really looks like. Please shoop huge black cock in mouth and post it back to ED on this page:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Zaiger/Zaiger420_%28ED%29_Failcyclopedia_article

YES!!!! THE SHIT-HOLE HAS FINALLY BEEN ASSRAPED WITH THE BANHAMMER!!! FUCK YOU, ZAIGER!!! KISS MY ASS, YOU COCKSMOKING FAGGOT!!!

If they just said consumption then you could possess it.

If they just said possession then, if about to be caught, you could chug it.

This way you're dicked unless you drop it.

xubuntu 4 win

uh, go back to usenet.

Ok, since I'm not just a lame lamer I've decided to help you.

As I just mentioned your drawing is crappy crap fuckshit.

You have to make your drawing interesting. To teach you how to do that I interestified your drawing.

See and learn young padawan

lawl

>>26

I've interestified it a little more.

Anon knows best.

>>34
And so Win becomes Epic Win.